Jolene Gets Deported!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Well, my time living in the UK has officially run out.  My 6 month short term visit visa has expired and I annoyed enough UK customs agents during my time here that they had to finally stamp my passport stating that I must leave the country on April 4, 2012, which I begrudgingly obliged.

Jolene's passport with her "Get out of my country" stamp
We are still working on trying to get me a domestic partnership visa, but that is proving to be pretty difficult considering Mike and I can barely prove that we exist, let alone know each other.  I am also still applying for my UK nursing license, but that has also proven to be a tedious process that takes about 6 months to complete, which I am still about 3 months away from completing.  At this point, we have submitted all the paperwork we possibly could for both visa options, now we just have to sit and wait for a decision....

So now we will remain 3,725 miles and 5 time zones apart until we get news on my visa status which will most likely be at least 6 weeks.  I will be back in the US catching up with friends and family, while Mike is a bachelor in London.  We are both hoping for a quick decision so we can be back together on the same continent again soon.

Egypt (Cairo / Sharm el Sheikh)


Egypt was definitely an entirely different experience.  We spent most of our week in Sharm el Sheikh (a beach resort town on the Sinai Peninsula – Asia) and did a full day trip to Cairo (in the heart of Egypt, Africa).

Na'ama Bay with the mountains of Sharm el Sheikh behind it.
We learned a whole bunch while in Egypt, such as: we don’t speak/understand Arabic, if you talk to somebody they will take you to their shop and force you to drink tea and make you sign a book saying how nice they are (they don’t have a business card to give you no matter what they say), to shout and push during a conversation is just part of negotiating, and if the guy with a gun tells you to pull over and wait you better just do it.
View from our Marriott patio
The Marriott we were staying in was on Na'ama Bay in Sharm.  It was a beautiful area with lots of other resorts, restaurants, and shops on the beach.  Since the area is a hotspot for European travelers we met people from Holland, Russia, Britain, etc.  We spent a lot of our time bouncing between the beach and the pools, and only venturing out to the shopping areas when we were ready to get a lot of attention.  It took me awhile to convince Jolene it was okay not to talk to everybody who said she looked Egyptian and wanted to know her name.





Sharm is also world famous for scuba diving and snorkelling.  Jolene and I both got a chance to snorkel a little bit, but it turns out that Jolene is afraid of fish!  Especially those that appear to be protecting the edges of the reef from people like me who want to step on it (Arabian Surgeon fish). I wish I had bought a scuba mask worth more than two dollars.

Crowded streets of Cairo



Our trip to Cairo is and will be something I won't forget for a long time.  Egypt is currently under the control of its military after the four week “revolution” as they await elections for their new government.  With tourism as their second biggest industry after agriculture, the military takes the safety of their tourists very seriously.  I never felt in any danger while in Cairo or Sharm (just different), but the 6 to 10 hour trip between the two places is a different story. 

The Sinai Peninsula is still a turbulent area that has a very high military presence controlling the roads, and they provide escorts to tourist buses as well in and out of the area.  We of course had our bus break down in the middle of the desert on the way there and on the way back got stopped at about four different military checkpoints and were asked to wait (Jolene is convinced it’s because our bus driver had an attitude problem, but as I’ve said, I don’t speak Arabic.  The shouting he did at the military could be a part of the process I don’t fully understand).

While in the heart of Cairo, we went to the Egyptian Museum where they have many of the items they’ve dug up from the most famous kings' tombs, the pyramids of Giza, a famous oils shop, and a papyrus shop run by the government.  We spent the entire day guided around by Maya with only one additional young couple who were from Britain.  Everyone else that came in on our bus was Russian so we apparently got split up due to the language barrier (there may have been other reasons as well).
Cruising down the Nile in style
Jolene's camel biting Mike's camel
The pyramids were awesome.  We took the opportunity to ride camels around them and up one dune for a better view.  The best line ever was when a 10 year old Egyptian boy offered me a million camels for Jolene ... my immediate response is she is too old for you.
We went down into the bottom of the smaller pyramid to get an idea what it was like.  Jolene on the way out was showing off and ended up getting the first pyramid injury that I know about (she could still walk – only a slight limp).  We also got to see a minor sand storm which seemed serious enough to us since we had sand all over us afterwards.


Sphinx!


Even the oils and papyrus shops were fascinating.  Jolene ended up buying an oil called Queen of Egypt, which is mostly the extract of the lotus flower with a couple others as well.  I got a free Pepsi with Arabic on it out of the deal so I can't complain.

Excluding taxi drivers and forceful merchants (this is true in every country for us), we had a great time and look forward to hearing about further improvements to the way of life for the Egyptian people.

Edinburgh, Scotland

Saturday, April 7, 2012


Back to Scotland, which is quickly becoming my favorite country.  This time we set up base in Edinburgh in a rental apartment with my parents.  The city is full of history having the castle sitting in the center, the grass market pubs/shops, and the thin cobblestone paths or steps that go up and down the hilly center.

On our first day, the city was engulfed in fog which I felt only added to its medieval history leaving us lost in time barely able to see the turrets of the town's castle until you were upon it.

After a small time change issue on our second day we took a Rabbie's tour up through Sterling into the highlands to see some castles, lochs, and small villages.




Jolene and I took a hike with our guide Karen to the top of a large hill upon a bend of Loch Lommond.  The nature and calmness of Northern Scotland capture Jo every time.  It took some convincing to get her to come back down.


Sterling Castle was amazing and full of things to see and explore.  Reading its story and its importance as a stronghold during British/Scottish rule, as you overlook the nearby town from the crag the castle sits upon, made it easy picture how it may have been back then.  Jolene and I also got a chance to dress as castle royalty.



















To end the trip Jolene and I hiked up to Arthur's Seat on the edge of Edinburgh.  The views were great but the hike was not nearly as easy as expected.  One of these days we'll buy some real hiking shoes.


We have yet to meet a Scottish person we haven't liked.  Thanks again Rabbie's Tours, for guiding us through your beautiful country.



Working in London

Thursday, April 5, 2012

We finally got around to celebrating our first big milestone at work.  Very appropriately we had a pub crawl which included a medieval feast in the middle that involved us getting dressed up in the appropriate garb.  I was dressed up as a monk and I had co-workers dressed as jesters, knights, peasants, princesses, etc.



It definitely was a good time and Jolene can confirm it took me a full 24 hours to recover.

More Guests! (Mike's Parents)

We finally had another set of guests arrive.  The most "challenging and rewarding" thus far.  They really put Jolene's tour guide offer to the ultimate test.

While here, they attended mass at St. Paul's with us, along with War Horse (the top show to see in London).  They fit in just about every museum we know of (Victoria Albert, British, Greenwich, Tate Modern), ate at all our favorite restaurants, and did what I like to think of as the most extensive tube/pub crawl over two weeks that I've ever seen.

Cannon on top of Calton Hill in Edinburgh, Scotland
Even with all of this they were able to shoot off to Paris for a week and do a weekend in Scotland with us.

Doesn't get anymore Londonish than this!
With a sigh of relief and a heavy heart, London has watched them return home.